The Dark Ride with Mr Dark
The Dark Ride with Mr. Dark: a bi-weekly journey on a Dark Ride of Mr. Dark’s creation, featuring content pulled directly from his mind via the Create-O-Matic, his greatest invention yet. Comedy, entertainment, the weird...who knows what you’ll see! Join Mr. Dark and a growing cast of characters and take a spin on the Dark Ride as he brings you entertainment, comedy, the strange and unexplained, and much, much more every other week! Remember to keep all hands and arms inside the vehicle at all times...this is a Dark Ride. A production of This Is A Dark Production Company.
Episodes
Saturday Sep 21, 2024
Saturday Sep 21, 2024
After over a year, what are Mr. Dark and Sabretooth Guy up to?Is this the end of The Dark Ride?
Tuesday May 09, 2023
Tuesday May 09, 2023
After a decidedly ridiculous delay, episode 16! Dark has been dealing with voice issues that seem to be downright diabolic in nature! What can be done to cure him so his velvety tones can bring us this episode?Meanwhile...
Duke's Sinister Six Scary Videos The Dean of Rock
Andrew Tate Fights GhostsArchitectural Weekly
Skinamarink
What You Are
Malum Preview
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
A mechanical voice has an announcement of a short delay between episodes.
Wednesday Mar 01, 2023
Wednesday Mar 01, 2023
The Dark Ride with Mr Dark: Episode 15With the holidays over (or ARE they?) Dark and SG's breakfast is interrupted with a disturbing news story and new riders! A particularly dark ride awaits!
WILD NATURE RETURNS
UFOs/Balloons
Outlaw commercial
The Election Bar
Lovebites review
Hell's Employee Of The Month Wall
Wild Nature Finale - METH BEAR
Thursday Feb 09, 2023
Thursday Feb 09, 2023
The Dark Ride returns! Even though the carnival has been without power over hiatus, the Create-O-Matic continued to capture content for the ride, so it's the First Annual Holiday Overlay for the Ride! Featuring:
Santa BeatdownKen Burn's The First Thanksgiving (Part 17)Dead End reviewBaby New Year 2023 Means BusinessUnfortunate Reindeer NamesTrans-Siberian Orchestra discussionCollege Football Team Name Choices and Trigger/Content Warnings Galore!
Monday Jan 09, 2023
Monday Jan 09, 2023
The carnival has been without power for some time and Mr. Dark is depressed. Will this hiatus go on forever? Will he be forced to listen to sabretooth stories until he dies from malaise? There's someone at the door. Tune in to this very important announcement!
Sunday Dec 25, 2022
Sunday Dec 25, 2022
A Brief Listener Guide with tips on how to start listening to the show! (No, don't start by listening to Episode One. For one thing, there is no Episode One.)
Wednesday Nov 16, 2022
Wednesday Nov 16, 2022
The Dark Ride with Mr. Dark: Episode 13.75 - ANNOUNCEMENTOh dear LORD, ANOTHER ONE?!?Best just listen to it and see what's going on.As always, sound effects courtesy of the fine artists at Pixabay. Certificates on hand.Voice Synthesizer courtesy of Voicebooking.com.
Thursday Nov 10, 2022
Thursday Nov 10, 2022
The Dark Ride with Mr. Dark: Episode 13.5 - ANNOUNCEMENTJust a brief announcement about our hours of operation. We are closed this week due to...well, you'll just have to listen.All sounds effects from the artists at Pixabay, all certificates on hand.
Tuesday Nov 01, 2022
Tuesday Nov 01, 2022
The Ex-Wife: Phonic Fiction Fest 2022 EntryThis was my entry for the Phonic Fiction Fest 2022. This challenge required entrants to create a fictional podcast drama episode within 48 hours after being given a genre, a line of dialogue, and a sound effect. Everyone received the same line of dialogue and sound effect, but three different genres were dispersed among the entrants at random. I received Horror-Noir. This entry is essentially a side-story giving a little backstory into the overall mythos of The Dark Ride. Or does it?Please go to https://phonicfictionfest.com/ to read more about this challenge and listen to the other incredible entries, all of whom are better than mine. I strongly recommend 'Emet' which swept many categories, and is one of the best things you will ever put in your earholes.
Music by ASTROFREQ from PixabayProduced, written, performed, edited, and everything else by Justin Dark for This Is A Dark Production Company, All Rights Reserved 2022. Sound effects from the wonderful artists at Pixabay, certificates on hand. Except for one specific sound effect, courtesy (and mandated) by the fine folks at Phonic Fiction Fest.